Friday, September 24, 2010

Highschool Traffic

 *WARNING* this is a rant. it is not meant to be taken completely seriously, but it's still a valid opinion.

     alright, so imagine that the halls in a typical highschool are like typical roads. 

Pictured: highschool
     You walk on the right side and turn when there's a space for you to turn, right? Apparently I'm one of the few people who understand this concept, because people have just been walking wherever the hell they feel like this year. Especially in tech hall. That place is hell to try and negotiate your way through. People keep standing by their lockers in clumps, making everyone walk AROUND them, and standing in the way of you getting to your locker/class. It's so frustrating.
     Highschool sucks, and a lot of us don't want to be there, I get that. That doesn't mean you get to walk really slowly or shuffle your feet ALL THE WAY TO YOUR CLASSROOM. That REALLY pisses me off. Pick up your goddamn feet!! It's fucking annoying. Please stop. You're not going to your execution or even a stupid family dinner. Maybe you don't have somewhere to be, but I do! So, to continue with the road metaphor, if you insist on walking slowly, please, "pull over" to the side of the "road" and let the other "drivers" pass you. Then wait until the "road" clear out. Then you can "drive" as slowly as you desire.

kthxbye.

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